spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

(via iou4something)

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12

except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.

(via happiesthobbit)

(Source: kinesthetiac, via demeaniac)

Things in Doctor Who that made me laugh [1/?]
     Gallery patrons admire the TARDIS 

(Source: mother-of-manbeasts, via doctorwho)

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

(via stop-interruptin-finn)

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

(Source: iwastesomuchtime.com, via demeaniac)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via pizza)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via hisprettylittlemess)

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

(Source: hugedickgrayson, via thatskinnyboywiththeissues)

lemon-lark:

twentysplenty:

Pawel Kuczynski’s satirical art. Take a moment to look at these properly.

This guy is not even slightly in the area of fucking around

(via iou4something)

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

Farm simulator engine

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

Farm simulator engine

(Source: zimbabwe2003, via midnightintokyo)